prom season has arrived and i have become a biter bitch. 

in case you don’t know what prom is, or a new a little refreshment, prom is the most SPECIAL time of your life. nothing will ever top this moment; not even your future wedding. who cares if you’re failing english because you’ve been spending time searching for the perfect shoes rather than doing your homework? prom is the most important event in your life. 

at least that’s what it feels like from a teenage perspective.

not really though. i mean, prom is a pretty big deal high school wise. i’m not too sure why because essentially it’s just another dance. 

i guess it’s the fact that prom, at least at my school, is the only dance where you are expected to have dates.

which brings me to explain why i’ve become a biter bitch:

I DON’T HAVE A DATE!!!

now hey, you must be thinking, trinh win…no date? how on earth is that even possible?! i know i know, even i myself am shocked. 

so i have devised a list on reasons why i haven’t been asked yet:

1.the person is probably just taking his precious time planning up an awesome way to ask me

2. they’re trying to fly in beyonce to help ask but she’s busy this month so next month will do

3. they’re intimidated by my good looks and fear rejection

4. i’m a fugly bitch who no one likes

AND THE CORRECT ANSWER IS (4) I’M A FUGLY BITCH QQ

i mean honestly, i’m not trying to come off as conceited or anything but i know i’m not THAT ugly. i have my flaws but who doesn’t? for god’s sake megan fox has toe thumbs!!!!!!!

it’s just so frustrating because i already have my dress, shoes, purse, EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT

but still no date :(

i do have some options though:

1. i ask a guy myself (except i had my best friend’s boyfriend do some snooping on the guy i wanted to ask and turns out he wants to ask this capital c u n t but i heard from someone else that she already has a date???)

2. i ask this sophomore to go with me (who is an awesome dancer and i know i will have a good time with him but UGH HE’S A SOPHOMORE *cringes*)

3. i go with this guy who i know wants to ask me but he totally wants something more while i only want to friendzone him and he’s sorta an awkward kid

4. i go with this college kid who asked me to both his junior and senior prom but i ruined both by not going to either of them

what do i do tumblr?

why are asians so EXCLUSIVE???? 

you know, the ones who only hang out with other asians

now i know why white people hate us

oops didnt realize my polyvore was linked to tumblr lol

it’s been so long since i’ve been here. wow. idk what happened. i guess instagram just took over my life. anyways…what are some things that tumblr has missed out on?

i recently came back from my vietnam trip. it was pretty awesome. i can now check off hooking up with a guy on a motorbike off my bucket list. you know, i was really surprised by how non-prudeish people were over there. kinda weird.

now i am back in america and i got so much shit to make up for school. ugh. let me fucking tell you something about school.

so here i am in my last year of high school and then they decide to make this fucking rule where if you miss 12 classes of a class, YOU FAIL THAT CLASS. and here i am taking english first thing in the morning and everyone who goes to school with me knows that i am clearly incapable of waking up for my first class so in conclusion my high school does not want me to graduate.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT I WON’T GRADUATE BECAUSE I DON’T SHOW UP TO CLASS OMG WHAT EVEN I HAVEN’T BEEN TO ANY OF MY MORNING CLASSES IN THE PAST 3 YEARS AND STILL PASSED WHAT IS THIS FUCKEY

ok i know that i should make it to class but it’s hard okay. and it’s not like we even do anything in class. i swear my teacher hates me too because everytime i answer something in class he’s like oh no that’s wrong and then some bitch will LITERALLY say the same damn thing and he’s like DING DING DING CORRECT YOU ARE SO SMART I LOVE YOU and i’ll turn around to my friend and be like -__- r u fukin kidding me did i not just say that and she’ll be like yea u did 

and then one time i made this awesome shakespeare project and i volunteered to go first to present it and he gave me a fucking 84 CAUSE I WAS “NERVOUS” OR WHATEVER WELL YEAH MAN DID I JUST NOT GO FUCKING FIRST 

anyways my classmates are a bunch of fucking idiots anyways and i especially love it when we have class discussions about the books we’re reading and they will recite word for word what sparknotes said and our teacher is like OH YES YOU GOT IT 

it sucks cause everyone loves the teacher so much and so whenever i rant about him theyre just like WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

in other news, i got accepted to all the schools i applied to which i should be really happy about but idk… i guess i knew i would get into them. they were all pretty easy schools to get into. i was going to apply to fordham and i actually did fill out the application but i never fully completed it cause i was scared i was going to get rejected. same with nyu. i always thought i was smart but then applying to college made me realize that i’m really not. it sucks man…or maybe i am smart and i just didn’t try hard enough. did i tell you guys how i scored like 1600 on my SATS? yeah that sucked so bad cause i was always so confident that i would score really well cause i’m generally just a really good test taker. even my mom was pissed at me which really pissed me off cause she’s never really cared about my education and now suddenly she’s getting all tiger-mom at me. 

which brings me to the fact that I HATE TALKING TO GROWNUPS ABOUT COLLEGE. GOTDAMN CAN I JUST GO ONE DAY WITHOUT HAVING SOMEONE ASKING ME WHAT IM GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE??? i got people over here saying omg why dont you go to a community college and then people over there saying whY aRe You majoRing in ThaT????? or what you’re not going to be a pharmacist??? i thought you were ivy material. omg yous a dumb hoe

EEEEEEEK!!! LEMME LIVE MY LIFE!!!! if i wanted your goddamn opinion i would have asked ok!!!!!!!!! 

in other news barber is going to have her baby soon and IM GOING TO MISS HER SO MUCH cause she is basically the best human being ever and the only person who makes me feel sane. i am 100% positive that her recommendation is the only reason why i got into college.

also, there is this kid in my creative writing class and oMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. not in a i want to bang him way (i know shocking huh?) but in a WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT. he is so smart and talented and nice and eeeeeks i just want to shower him in hugs and kisses but instead i make jokes at him all class. my biggest regret in life is not befriending him sooner cause he is just so so awesome. 

finally, i want to say that i lately i’ve been on this new health kick and it has improved the quality of my life vastly. i’m a lot happier. like i’m always in a better mood and i’m not always oozing with negativity. it’s not like i’m trying to lose weight either because i’m really not and i don’t even think i have but veggies and fruits are just so delicious and yeah

yesterday i had to throw out 5 avocados because they all went bad and it broke my heart. 

you think i’m kidding but i’m not

by the way

if anyone is interested in writing my english research paper about prostitution, i will gladly paypal you $40. 

not kidding about that either

i used to be jealous of a lot of people. i wanted to be as skinny as them, as pretty as them, as perfect, as smart, as happy. i wanted to be them. and it sucked because i couldn’t. instead i was stuck being me. stuck being lesser than them.

but as i befriended them…wow

that’s when i realized that everyone is just as fucked as me

i finally came to the realization that no one lives a life worth being envious of

everyone has their own sources of pain and struggle

and like…somebody out there is probably jealous of you

cause they don’t know how fucked you are

idk. jealousy is crazy isn’t it 

anyways, i like my life. and i wouldn’t trade it with anyone i don’t think. not even mila kunis cause she probably hates her vagina or something.

:(

hello tumblr world

it’s trinh here and it’s been awhile since i have been on here

why am i on here right now you ask? well, you probably didn’t ask but…ANYWAYS

you guessed it: i’ve come to bitch

but i’m going to stay calm and collected because i can be tumblr

yes, i can

what did you guys do last night for new years eve? i got drunk with my family and it was quite splendid. i like getting drunk with my family because everyone in my family is a happy drunk whereas you go to a party and you have a wide variety of drunks (angry drunk, needy drunk, sloppy drunk, etc.)

okay, i’m just going to jump into the story because i don’t even want to hurt my brain trying to think of a transition.

actually, there’s not even really a story

but uh…

LO GOT MARRIED!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don’t really know this for sure but his facebook has been recently activated and when i went to go creep on it today, i found professional photos of him and this girl in fancy clothes (tux and big dress) 

a part of me wants to believe it’s some sort of sick joke but as i keep looking at the photos, i’ve realized that this could actually be real…

i don’t even know what to feel or think about it but what i do know is that at the moment, i really hate lo.

he thinks it’s okay to just disappear on me for a few months and get married like it’s no biggy? no no no

what is REALLY tick-ing me OFF and gRinding my GEARS is that the girl in the photo seems to be the same girl he took a photo with in vietnam and posted on fb. when he returned i asked him about her and he was just like “yeah it was just a fling nbd”

YEAH OKAY UH HUH SURE

so i guess i feel a little bit betrayed and lied to 

but is lo really married to this girl?

i don’t know…

and should i even be allowed to be mad? i mean, we were never official  or anything.

but something was there…

and that should count

shouldn’t it?